Characters and Emotions 10 by KATCOO13, literature
Literature
Characters and Emotions 10
You are JOHN EGBERT and okay you are officially cool because you haven't blushed yet!
Okay, so you probably will like any second because that was embarrassing as crap. But hey, who knows, maybe what Dave has been telling people about you being the pants in this relationship makes sense now, because Karkat can't even make a coherent sentence. He ends up sighing.
>>LISTEN TO FUTURE BOYFRIEND
"John, what the fuck does you being a different sexual have to do with anything?"
"Uh, wait no, it's not like we call ourselves different sexuals! I mean, I guess uh-"
"Spit it out fuckass!"
"It means I like girls, AND guys.", and now you want to sigh
You are KARKAT VANTAS and you are really confused.
You think you've heard that word somewhere. Bisexual? All these stupid different 'sexual' terms the humans use annoy the fuck out of you. You sigh as you feel a headache forming behind your eyes.
"John, what the fuck does you being a different sexual have to do with anything?"
"Uh, wait no, it's not like we call ourselves different sexuals! I mean, I guess uh-"
"Spit it out fuckass!"
"It means I like girls, AND guys."
Oh.
>>BLUSH IMMENSLY
"O-oh, wait, wh-what does, does that mean, like wait, what does that mean, hold on I'm uh-- bluhhhh"
You proceed to hold your head because your tho
You are JOHN EGBERT and you can't talk.
So you stare at him. You don't know what else to do. He kissed me, you think, he seriously just did that, when I was asleep! I can't...I don't even know.
You are confused to say the least. But Dave seems to be rubbing off on everyone lately, so you follow the example and refuse to show your emotion. Inner turmoil can wait.
>>BE PSUHED TO GROUND
You are indeed pushed off Karkat's lap while he scoots backwards and arches his back against a wall like he's seeing a ghost. This kind of makes you sad, but you also want to laugh. But instead you continue to stare. Jade had told you to go for it, right? Be
You are KARKAT VANTAS and you are screwed.
Or at least you think. John just woke up and is doing nothing but staring at you. Staring holes through your head, his eye's digging through your head and it almost looks like he's trying to see through you at something behind you.
>>TURN AROUND
Fuck that you can't stop staring at him either. His lips had parted slightly from when he first woke up and let out a small gasp. His eyes sparkled with a new glow, a new glimmer behind his irises. His hair is all askew except the few strands you pulled behind his ear and his face is light and tinged pink.
It's the most beautiful sight you've ever seen.
You are JOHN EGBERT and you are dreaming. Unlike your other dreams, where you just end up floating around in other people's bubbles, you end up straight in Jade's. She obviously knew you were coming and had prepared the gushers and popcorn. You smile and walk over to her.
"Jade! Guess what just happened??", she tilts her head and asks what, and for some reason you feel overly happy to say,"I just passed out on Karkat!"
She laughs of course, and you join her. You still don't know why the thought makes you happy, but it does. She motions you over to a couch and you both sit down to stare at a flickering screen.
"What is the screen for, Jade?
You are KARKAT VANTAS and apparently this asshole named DAVE STRIDER has been making tons of cheap idiotic assumptions about your relationship with John. It also seems that Rose and Jade seem to find all of them hilarious and continuously tells you about them.
You recently got out of your conversation with Jade, who basically said to go to your room, get on something that doesn't make you smell weird and walk outside again. You had no idea you smelled weird, became self-conscious, ran to your room and threw a shirt on, then realized you didn't give a fuck. How did doing this help with John at all?! All she did was distract you, that asshole!
You are JOHN EGBERT and you are doing the windy thing! It's so super fun since the veil is so open and free that you can just kind of fly around laughing like a derp and have fun without anyone being a butt face!
And then Jade is outside screaming at you to pick her up to!! This is going to be awesome because she is your sorta-kinda sister and is amazing to have around! You pick her fly over to her and push both of you off into the sky again. She smiles at you and makes a swimming motion to get over to you. You hug each other like the epic siblings you are and you giggle like a dork.
"Hey'ya John! Why're you out here all by yourself??", She
You are KARKAT VANTAS and it has been exactly 17 hours since you hugged John Egbert. It is now 2PM in the veil, and you are still thinking about yesterday. He hugged you back, yeah, and maybe you blushed more then usual, sure, and maybe, JUST MAYBE these flushed feelings you have may be more human, such as this disease you've heard from them called 'love', but that's a major IF. MAJOR.
Moving on, you glad you have alone time. The rest of the team is gone on a planning thing or something else just as stupid so you have time to think. You may like Egderp deeply, but there's nothing quite like being alone.
>>TALK TO YOURSELF
And talking out a
You are JOHN EGBERT and you are telling your best alien friend the amazingness of a slightly crappy movie called TRUE LEGEND. You don't really know why your telling him this, your own dad bought you the movie a long time ago and he liked it a lot, so you suppose that might be the reason.
>>CONTINUE TELLING THE STORY WHILE TALKING TO YOURSELF IN YOUR HEAD
Okay.
"...And then he uses his ultra secret battle technique to defeat almost all of them...but then they get so pissed that they...", you stop. No, you freeze. Karkat is staring at you confusedly as you stand there with you mouth half open.
>>REMEMBER WHY YOU HATE THIS MOVIE
Holy crap y
You are KARKAT VANTAS and oh my god whatever this story is that John is telling you about is so fucking interesting that you're actually kind of listening. It is quite surprising, but John seems to explain these human stories of his very well and you can't help but listen. Sure you used to hate him, but after becoming friends with him, your blackrom feelings turned flushed. Of course, you haven't told him this because of this 'I'm not a homosexual' thing, but you don't mind as long as you c an still spend all your time with him.
>>STOP TALKING IN YOUR HEAD AND PAY ATTENTION
You do that.
"...And then he uses his ultra secret battle techniqu